IQ Test

Mar. 5th, 2008 09:22 pm
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A compilation of some IQ tests-  Give it a go, friends!  And then whenever you have anyone tell you that their IQ is oh so high, ask them some of these questions.  As of number 6 it starts playing with you.

1. Catt is to kitten as cow is to
a) puppy  b) foal  c) orange  d) calf  e) heifer

2.  Which one is the odd one out?
a) hockey  b) exercise  c) tennis  d) football  e) soccer

3.  How many weeks in a year?

4.  If BAD is written 214, how would you write DIG in the same code? ___ ___ ___

5.  What number completes the sequence?  1  2  3  6  9 10 ____

6.  Meat is to potatoes as chitlins are to 
a) peas  b) grites  c) bisquits  d) beer  e) fires

7.  Which is the odd one out?
a) splib  b) blood  c) gray  d) spook  e) black

8.  How many lunar months in a year?
a) 10  b) 12  c)13  d) 15  e) none of these

9. If CAB is pinalam, thana, kuthir, what is FIT in the same code?  ___ ___ ___ 

10.  Bo Diddley is a;
a) game for children  b) down home cheap wine  c) down home singer, d) new dance,  e) Moejoe call

11.  If you throw the dice and 7 is showing on the top, what is facing down?
a) 7, b) snake eyes, c) boxcars, d) little Joes,  e) 11

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Jesus Christ.

I think I just did the first stupid/immature thing of my entire life.

I'm kind of in shock.

I mean, I've always been the mature one. My brother was the ADD problem child, I was the book worm. ALWAYS. I'd get really upset when I broke a rule. I never got a single detention. No wait, I did, once. In grade five, for taking a short cut while playing tag through an unsupervised part of the playground. I cried so hard that my mum had to come get me from school and take me home sick. I once snuck into an R rated movie. I once, um, went to Rambo drunk? Oh, and once we played chinese fire drills at three am.

Last night, we climbed onto a part of the school roof, and snuck past a couple of security guards to get on top of the science center (which is about a ten minute walk-climb-clamber from the low point where you can get on.) We then sat on the roof and drank beer until three am.

The buildings are box-flat, so we weren't in danger of slipping and falling off anywhere, but you are definitely not supposed to be up there. This hasn't stopped people from organizing a little section of it at the edge with a few chairs smuggled up there and a wind chime or two. That's where we chilled out.

It's not much, but for the first time in my entire life I feel a teensy bit rebellious. It's actually a really, really good feeling.
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Random of Amber is a pretty laid back character, when it comes to most things. This is because he’s survived flashfloods, wars, zombie invasions, the sinking of Atlantis, the Edmonton Mall on Boxing Day and a slightly out of control Beatles concert. It takes a lot to get him nervous.

Random of Amber is very, very nervous. The only way you can tell is to watch his hands. His face is completely neutral, but his hands are shaking so badly that three minutes later he still hasn’t managed to light the fucking cigarette. He’s been standing at the target range for ten minutes just wanting a cigarette and it’s not fucking workin.

“Woah,” Merlin eventually says, and Random looks over his shoulder sharply. Random is also never successfully snuck up on unless he’s upset, “want a hand with that?”

“You light, I’ll shoot,” Random replies with vitriolic cheer, and before Merlin can ask if that’s a good idea he’s had a pack of cigarettes and a lighter thrown at him, and Random’s hands may be shaking like crazy but he is still a deadly shot and still moves so quickly that it’s anyone’s guess where the gun came from.

He also doesn’t get this angry very often. This is because there’s nothing more frustrating than being angry with yourself. Once he’s emptied the clip, he turns back to Merlin and takes the cigarette from him with an uncharacteristic sneer on his face. Merlin takes a step back, unconsciously.

“Come on,” Random snaps, “we’re watching a movie. Ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?”

“No,” replies Merlin, a little wary and more than a little curious. He’s not going to ask what’s going on, he’s not that stupid. You’d have to have the self preservation instincts of a lemming to interrogate Random in this state.

“And Atlantean.” Random is already striding off towards the bar, and Merlin follows, the diligent nephew. “Lots of it. Fucking Loki in a hoopskirt.”

Right, thinks Merlin, and still doesn’t ask. He probably doesn’t want to know.
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Title: One More Thing That Didn’t Happen in Alphabet

Authors Note: Let's be clear on this.  This didn't happen in Alphabet.  I just couldn't get the mental image out of my head so decided it was worth jotting down, since it was that persistent.  So it is not fic-canon.  It's like... fanfiction, twice removed.  >.>

Pairing: Matt/V (I don't fucking know, don't look at me, this is a weird one.)

Rating: NC-17


Fic )

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Title: Alphabet
Rating: M
Word Count: 10,133 and growing
Summary: V for Vendetta/Death Note Crossover. L isn't in England to take on V. He's technically gathering evidence against Sutler. But when Matt gets caught up (quite literally) in the action at the BTN, he may have to broaden his focus. The question becomes, what is justice, anyways?
Warnings: Language, violence, drug use, not nearly ENOUGH smut (but some) and more idealists than at an NDP rally. And that's just SO FAR. Gratuitous use of Allen Ginsberg, who may be officially called the inspiration for this story. Features Matt/Mello, a kidnapped and heavily drugged Matt, a rather irritated Near and a still-immature-as-ever-despite-being-almost-thirty L.

 

 

Fanfic

Jan. 20th, 2008 02:16 pm
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Title: Alphabet
Rating: M
Word Count: 10,133 and growing
Summary: V for Vendetta/Death Note Crossover. L isn't in England to take on V. He's technically gathering evidence against Sutler. But when Matt gets caught up (quite literally) in the action at the BTN, he may have to broaden his focus. The question becomes, what is justice, anyways?
Warnings: Language, violence, drug use, not nearly ENOUGH smut (but some) and more idealists than at an NDP rally. And that's just SO FAR.  Gratuitous use of Allen Ginsberg, who may be officially called the inspiration for this story.  Features Matt/Mello, a kidnapped and heavily drugged Matt, a rather irritated Near and a still-immature-as-ever-despite-being-almost-thirty L.





 





 

 

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HELLBOY TWO IS COMING OUT



I AM SO EXCITED I CANNOT STOP GIGGLING


OMFG

Also, Sweeney Todd pwned my soul
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Title: Misunderstandings
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Light/L
Disclaimer: So not mine, wish they were.
Summary: L doesn't understand what's gotten in to Light. Or that the rules of the game have changed. There's a hell of a lot L doesn't understand, and that's just not right. Featuring a memory-loss!Light, who is very young, and a jaded, angrier L, who never lets an inch of it slip.
Please let the html for the cut work this time... )

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From THIS-- http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.05/lucas.html?pg=3&topic=lucas&topic_set=-- article on Star Wars.

Lucas never met the young Canadian who influenced him so deeply; Lipsett committed suicide in 1986 after battling poverty and mental illness for years. But like a programmer sneaking Tolkien lines into his code, Lucas has planted stealth references to 21-87 throughout his films. The events in the student-film version of THX took place in the year 2187, and the numerical title itself was an homage. In the feature-length version, Duvall's character makes his run from a subterranean city when he learns that the love of his life was murdered by the authorities on the date "21/87." And in the first Star Wars, when Luke and Han Solo blast into the detention center to rescue Princess Leia, they discover that the stormtroopers are holding her as a prisoner in cell 2187.

The rabbit hole goes even deeper: One of the audio sources Lipsett sampled for 21-87 was a conversation between artificial intelligence pioneer Warren S. McCulloch and Roman Kroitor, a cinematographer who went on to develop Imax. In the face of McCulloch's arguments that living beings are nothing but highly complex machines, Kroitor insists that there is something more: "Many people feel that in the contemplation of nature and in communication with other living things, they become aware of some kind of force, or something, behind this apparent mask which we see in front of us, and they call it God."

When asked if this was the source of "the Force," Lucas confirms that his use of the term in Star Wars was "an echo of that phrase in 21-87." 


ROMAN KROITOR IS MY GRAMPA.  GRAMPA INVENTED THE FUCKING FORCE, BABY.

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Wow.


Nothing like finding your old adultfanfiction.net account, which you had previously assumed was deleted or something, to discover that one of your shittiest stories ever written somehow gained a culty following and had 96 reviews.

I'm not fucking exagerating.

What the hell is this shit?  That was GARBAGE.  Bad, bad, snarry-porn GARBAGE.

To any of you who have EVER felt bad because no one reviewed their story; obviously, it doesn't make a little bit of difference, since they clearly don't know what they're talking about.  If people gush over preteen scribblings, then they clearly have NO TASTE.

 

Also fun?  Finding the one fic on there that was actually... pretty alright.  For the time at which I wrote it; namely, my first month in fandom.  Hehe.

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Iiiiiiiiii have a boy who lives a floor up from me who literally looks like a model.  I lose my breath and blush every time he talks to me.  I've never felt like such a preteen in my life.
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from; Earline Law
reply-to; fire99fly2002@yahoo.com,
to; hagenkm@gmail.com,
date; Nov 8, 2007 12:39 PM
subject 2c


Drink Arm a9

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You know you're at university WHEN:
~There's someone drinking beer with their pancakes and hash browns two tables over
~Your version of halloween is dressing guys up in drag and taking them out
~You have in your fridge: one thing of orange juice, one thing of milk, kolbassa, cheese, and more alcohol than any of these things.
~You decide not to sleep because you have homework. And pull it off.
~You have walked in on people having sex in the shower. Twice.
~Despite wanting a boyfriend all through highschool, you're actually enjoying being single.
~Except you did get a stab of glee when the resident hottie found you and added you on facebook.

FANFIC

Oct. 22nd, 2007 03:15 am
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HAHAHAH.

This is my whacked out form of Criminology studying. When I feel too guilty to take a break and too bored to breathe.

So you have it. A snippet-formed fanfic from The Usual Suspects for EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CONCEPT I have to do for my midterm this week, done very nearly from memory, thank you very much.
It sounds boring, but I think it might be a cool fic, actually. It's slash, because that's still how I roll, and probably hard R.
Read more... )
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holy shit holy fucking shit I have a story.

Guess what?

I'm a radio personality! My friend Josh is majoring in communications and is doing a podcast blogthing and he's asked me and our other friend Dexter to come on and do the first episode with him.

It's a one hour type deal, just the three of us discussing things and such, and it already has an audience going into it cause Josh is so, so funny he's going to be famous. People have been asking when it's going to begin for the whole month, and he asked me to be on the first go! Hee.
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From Cicero's Second Phillippic against Antony;

"You assumed the manly gown, which you soon made a womanly one; at first a public prostitute, with a regular price for your wickedness, and that not a low one. But very soon Curio stepped in, who carried you off from your public trade, and, as if he had bestowed a matron’s robe upon you, settled you in a steady and durable wedlock. No boy bought for the gratification of passion was ever so wholly in the power of his master as you were in Curio’s."




Yes, the basic founder of legal justice as we understand it today did in fact call MARK ANTONY as in Caesar's buddy a WHORE in a major political speech.

And we thought the politicians of today were mudslingers....
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Okay

Life right now, is good. Because online rps are mostly my crutch now for when life is not good, my public service announcement is that you will possibly not be seeing a lot of me for a good while. I'll no doubt be back once the first flush of glee is gone.

But for now, pups are there on request, which I will do my best to fulfill once I actually bother to log on. Sorry, folks, but this is just brilliant.

I've made more difinitive and cool friends. Josh is a sex freak, basically, but hysterically cynical and possibly the only other person in BC who doesn't smoke. Colin is a smart boy but with an evil streak, Dash (whose REAL NAME is Dash Darling) is blonde and kind of fizzy and made of win, and Frances (female) is basically me over again but less neurotic.



I might kind of have a teensy crush on Josh, which is sad because I think he has a thing for another girl. Bleaurgh.
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Payed my first drinking games
Sat on a guy's lap the whole time
Kissed someone while drunk (not a makeout session, just goodnight)
Got a phone number and got asked for one ('tis the age of email)
Drank in a situation with people I didn't know
Wandered around a town aimlessly with no idea where I was (but with friends!)

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