Bad Person

[knights_say_nih]

So. I've just seen the 300.

DO NOT READ PAST THIS CUT unless you do not mind teeny spoilers and are able to deal with me OGGLING GERARD BUTLER'S ASS AND DAVID WENHAM'S SIX PACK.
There are details.


I REALIZE I should have strong oppinions about it.
I realize I should be offended by the dehumanization of the physically handicapped.
I realize I should be annoyed by the historical innacuracies.
I realize I should be traumatized by the graphic violence.
I realize I should be horrified by the sexual assault.
I realize I should be digusted by the use of latent homophobia to help drive home the horror of Xerxes.
I realize I should be charging to the defense of the new 'Persian' nation.
I realize I should be asking 'what the fuck was up with the ninjas?'
I realize I should be contemplating how the hell they got the gigantic rhinoceros on the boat.

ALL I can think is;

FUCK. DAVID WENHAM IS ATTRACTIVE. I'd let him plunder my battlefield ANY day of the week.

In fact, basically every actor in the Spartan army was the definition of 'my type.'

Hot damn, hot DAMN, the muscles. Oh, baby.