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Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.

Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.

Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.

Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?

Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
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