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knights_say_nihFic.
Like the title says.
Rated PG
“Where are we going?”
“It’s a surprise, Ramon. I said that already.”
“Riiiiiiiiiight. So.
…where are we going again?”
“Baby!”
“Seriously Random, I don’t do well with surprises. Unless they’re the sexy kind, and if we weren’t in a crows believe me I’d show you the sexy kind.”
“Well, where I’m going, maybe you can. Here, up ahead.”
“What do you… there’s a parade up there, what’s happening?”
…
…
…
“Oh fuck, Random.”
“C’mere and kiss me. Gay Pride!”
“Random. I’m fucking warning you…”
“Mmmm.”
“Agh…mmm.”
“Is it so terrible as all that, baby?”
“Yeah. It is. For one thing someone just slapped my ass.”
“That was me.”
“…I’m going to kill you.”
“Even if I buy you one of those little condom hats?”
“Especially if you buy me one of those condom hats.”
“Fine, fine. Just give me one last kiss, buy me a tshirt and then we’ll go get some lunch in a restaurant that isn’t here. And remember… ooooh, look at that tshirt.”
“‘Homosexual Agenda - Spend Time with Family - Be Treated Equally - Buy Milk…’ But you can’t get it, amarente, it doesn’t come in orange.”
“I was thinking for you, love. In blue.”
”Random.”
“Seriously, not even as a pyjama shirt? For those cold winter days?”
“Random, it’s midsummer, and I don’t wear pyjamas.”
“Pleeeeeeeeease?”
“NO!”
“I’ll take you somewhere really nice for lunch. And then somewhere really nice for sex. Oooh, tell you what. You get that one, I’ll get I'm the Pink Sheep of the Family.”
“…you’re not serious.”
“I bloody well am. I had to drag you through a crowd of drunk gay men, all of whom were eyeing your ass to make it to this stall. I’m getting something. Now fork over the cash.”
“Fine. But we are doing something nice for dinner tonight.”
“Works for me, love.”
“You’re lucky you’re irresistible, you know that?”
“Mmm, I do. Now lets go, kay?”
Like the title says.
Rated PG
“Where are we going?”
“It’s a surprise, Ramon. I said that already.”
“Riiiiiiiiiight. So.
…where are we going again?”
“Baby!”
“Seriously Random, I don’t do well with surprises. Unless they’re the sexy kind, and if we weren’t in a crows believe me I’d show you the sexy kind.”
“Well, where I’m going, maybe you can. Here, up ahead.”
“What do you… there’s a parade up there, what’s happening?”
…
…
…
“Oh fuck, Random.”
“C’mere and kiss me. Gay Pride!”
“Random. I’m fucking warning you…”
“Mmmm.”
“Agh…mmm.”
“Is it so terrible as all that, baby?”
“Yeah. It is. For one thing someone just slapped my ass.”
“That was me.”
“…I’m going to kill you.”
“Even if I buy you one of those little condom hats?”
“Especially if you buy me one of those condom hats.”
“Fine, fine. Just give me one last kiss, buy me a tshirt and then we’ll go get some lunch in a restaurant that isn’t here. And remember… ooooh, look at that tshirt.”
“‘Homosexual Agenda - Spend Time with Family - Be Treated Equally - Buy Milk…’ But you can’t get it, amarente, it doesn’t come in orange.”
“I was thinking for you, love. In blue.”
”Random.”
“Seriously, not even as a pyjama shirt? For those cold winter days?”
“Random, it’s midsummer, and I don’t wear pyjamas.”
“Pleeeeeeeeease?”
“NO!”
“I’ll take you somewhere really nice for lunch. And then somewhere really nice for sex. Oooh, tell you what. You get that one, I’ll get I'm the Pink Sheep of the Family.”
“…you’re not serious.”
“I bloody well am. I had to drag you through a crowd of drunk gay men, all of whom were eyeing your ass to make it to this stall. I’m getting something. Now fork over the cash.”
“Fine. But we are doing something nice for dinner tonight.”
“Works for me, love.”
“You’re lucky you’re irresistible, you know that?”
“Mmm, I do. Now lets go, kay?”
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Date: 2006-01-14 01:17 am (UTC)Ramon? Is so Random's bitch. Not a damn thing that RAndom can't persuade him to do. I love it!
And I'm now spilling tea everywhere, I'm giglling so much. They are so SWEET!
Also - pink sheep of the family? HEEEEEEEEE! :D :D :D