Fic:
How Random became one of the only male Amberites not to go slipping into his sisters bed. Or just sister, period. Rated R for the pain that is Amber's incestuous royal family.

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This is like, a double meme.

1)

Concrit. Stop by if you think I'm doing anything wrong you've wanted to talk to me about for pointed_spoon, _to_the_bone, underwater_owl or not_a_wizard.

If you're rational/nice about it I might even listen!

2)

The Question Game. Any question, personal, happy, embarassing, sexual, pointless, whatever. Comments screened and anony-enabled so no need to be embarassed.

This is how painfully bored I am.

*lesigh*

Based on a canon incident I discovered during a rereading and couldn't get out of my head.

's a bit sad, really.

Like, a lot, fine.

Rate it pg-15 for trauma to trusting seventeen year old Random.

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Suddenly, a large mechanical claw fell from the ceilling, closly folled by a three foot tall white furred rat, missing an arm. The rat had an intricate mask of bronze and steel. Quickly the rat grabbed the claw and leaped into a corner. He reatached the arm and looked around. He walked up to the bar and in a rasping voice said:

"Do you have-have any te... tequ... tequila."

A Lazy Morning


Lalala GODDAMNED ENABLERS *shakes fist.*
I'm going to the Special Hell.


Soft R.
Read on.
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