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...um, no? *eyes*

Why am I picturing Ramon-shaped cookies?

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Hee, I don't know.

In which my inner insanity comes to light.

And Santino-Random ftw!

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*snort*

Random: *thinks sex is better than cookies, but his is sex with RAMON so he grudgingly admits he might be luckier in most in that respect and sex for OTHER people might not be as good as cookies...*

He really, really, really wants to come home at this point.

It was fun! Random loathes him! Politely. This is a topic he should NEVER EVER go into with Mal as if he GETS the chance to kill Santino, he will.

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I feel for him. Really, I do. *hugs him and offers fresh-baked brownies*

Ahhh. Mal might do the ever-so-polite 'um wtf NO I DON'T THINK SO' if he actually says that. Because, despite many failings, she does rather like him. And finds him somewhat attractive and good company.

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Well, yes. Random thought he was attractive. Also good company. That doesn't mean he doesn't want to put a bullet to him. Mind you, his reaction when he meets Sands again isn't going to be pretty either.

Jack agrees with Mal re Santino though. And had, until very recently, a Substantial crush on him, which I think is funny.

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Erk, no. Mal is feeling somewhat worried about this and seems to be ~~praying~~ hoping that it's while Sands is behind bars so that neither of them get hurt.

Plus, that means she gets to watch.

And awww. that's so cute. *loves on Jack*

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Heh. Well, Random intends to wait. So he can knock him down and sit on him and yell at him all he wants.

Plus, Martin's up in the cells too, and he doesn't need to see his dad going off the wall right now. We'll see how long he's in for, I guess.

Jack: *sniffles*
Thaaaaaat... has taken a turn for the weird recently. And Santino isn't the sort to apologize, exactly, so we'll see what happens.

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Mal may have something to say abbout that. Something along the lines of 'get the fuck off my not-lover'.

Oh? I confess, I've not been following threads lately, been much with the busy.

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Random: *Snarl* He stabbed my YES-lover. And I won't damage him. Much. He can just sit and listen while I give him a piece of my mind. Oh, and if he does it again? THE EYES ARE COMING OUT. *is going to be v. v. v. pissed*

Santino told Jack to take a hint and fuck off (three and a half weeks ago) after he was trying to find out why Santino bit Lethe. Jack assumed he meant forever and in general and has only in the last couple of days been approached by him again.
He doesn't much know what to think, given that Santino hugged him on my return.

Jack: ...is this fucking off? *lost*

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Mal: Shot, actually. And I healed him. So. No harm done. And oh, by the way? If you hurt him I will hurt you.

*sereneface*

Ah, yeah. Sounds like Santino. *shakes head at him*

Mal: Nope. Normal.

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Situation: *looks like it will be sticky.*
Random: *sighs*

Jack's pretty broken up about it. Especially, as I said, he had a crush on him. Made him feel pretty stupid.

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Mal: :D?

Aww, that sucks. Poor Jack.

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Random: >:O!!!!

Yeah, does. Will be sorted out, though, in all likelihood. He's a trusting sort of chap, even when someone admits they've been lying to him.

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Mal: *snickers at him*

Pfft, I wouldn't keep trusting him.

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Random: *keeps knives handy and makes sure Ramon has all his trumps ready*

Dude, neither would I. But Jack is Jack. Jack had never been betrayed before that either, so also has no idea how to handle it.

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Mal: Oh, like knives are going to hurt me?

Poor thing. He needs to learn more about people.

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Random: Nope. I'll just pick you up, carry you bodily into some shadow, and chuck you there for a nice happily ever after!
If it happens to be the one with the pH 14 rain, then so be it! *cheerful grin*

Also, please be warned, his threats may get progressively more and more elaborate and scary, but he won't. He just uses words to, er, express desires?

Jack knows NOTHING about people. His closest friends are Mercutio, Santino, Lethe, Room the Rhymer and Parker. The only people he's ever had serious relationships (if that's what you want to call them) with are Mercutio (swinger) and Satan (...dude. SATAN.)

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Mal:....o.o I hate you.

Hee, no worries. Mal will most likely be both amused and somewhat scared.

Oh, dear. Oh dear, Jack.

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*nod* Works for me.

Jack: *SO needs a pin that says SATAN POPPED MY CHERRY!*
Yes, the one who gave Sands the gun. Jack'll most likely be very amused to hear that, actually. If slightly sympathetic.

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I would buy that pin.

*nodnod*

Hey, only just realized something. Ramon and Random are R&R, yes?

Sands and Mal are S&M.

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AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAhahahahahahahah

*sneeeeeeeeerk*

They should so chat too! Jack is sympathetic towards Satan-mangled people. Even if he likes Belial rather a lot and tends to be more amused then angry when he sees what he does.

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Only after Mal gets her sanity back. Especially after today's thread with CJ, mostly because I only half got told that he was going to shoot her and ahhh.

Now she's all broke. *pouts*

*snerks with* I thought it was appropriate.

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Wait, someone SHOT YOUR PUP without telling you ooc?

...that's not so cool, hun.

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The exact wording was 'CJ is about to 'ask with emphasis'... aka, do something he will regret, or Mal will regret... or both.'

Does that count?

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